Irrelevantly speaking...

This is what collating industry news does to you after some time.

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Typo of the week, which had my poor vetter KK in fits of laughter:

US Raw Meat Prices Rise
"... Output of beef, pork and chicken is expected to decline by one billion bounds..."

*image of billions of processed cow, pig and chicken bounding gleefully over dandelion fields*

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Re: Why did the cattle cross the border?

Canadian Cattle Cross US Border
"... US complained that Canadian cattle over the age of 30 months are crossing the borders, infringing food export bans...."

*frowns, pencil hovering over text*
"Cattle? That means they're alive? Like, not yet beef?"
"Dunno leh, should be bah, the source used the word cattle."

*image of old Canadian cows ambling over the US-Canada border*

"Well, if their herd of live cattle decides to trot across the border, it isn't really their fault what. Plus the grass is supposed to be greener on the other side."
"..."

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KK said I have too much imagination -_-