Invaded SMU premises to pass Char stuff last week, and decided to make myself comfortable at one of their wooden benches... to no avail.

Charm: Eh SMU people got very small butts is it? Your benches are almost a quarter skinner than the ones we have in my school. Plonked myself on the bench and nearly tipped over. Later I fall, how?
Char: Too bad lor. Then everyone else in the area would immediately identify you and go, oh, that girl's from NUS. Haha!

Sheesh.