(Inaccurate?) Horoscope

Credits to Malia :) I don't usually add my comments to personality tests but this one kinda aggravates me. And it's not just because of the (argh!) grammatical mistakes... You'll see what I mean...

LIBRA WOMAN

Libra woman mostly has an egg oval facial shape. She has a nice smooth skin
and a good figure. (riiiiiight... where? I don't see it...!) She will spent so much efforts to keep her skin clean and pretty. She can be easily allergy to cosmetic and make up, but taken care of
her face and avoid wrinkle is her hobby. She is good at it and tend to look
younger than her age.

She can be very naughty like a little boy, but yet fully 100% woman. She
looks nice in either Jean or night gown. She thinks woman is equal to man. Sometimes she can think faster than you, but she will not leave you far
behind. She will try not to make you feel like you are competed or defeated
in any games she plays with you even she is winning.

She is a little flirt even she has no ide a what she wants. She can not
decide what to do, and what not to do, so she can not set her schedule very
well in all cases. (Disorganised? Yah, I am, kinda...)

She is gifted with how to dress, and how to match her dress. She likes to
dress in black and wear perfume. (Incidentally, I don't like to wear black at all... Charm likes reds and yellows and pinks... black is rather mournful...) She likes a mild flowery scent.

In any argument, she can really argue. She can argue for hours, and mostly
win the argument. (Like real lar... I resent arguments... I never actually had the chance to get a word in before, which really really pisses me off :) If it is not a serious argument, she could argue and once
a while give you a smile also. She will make a good politician, because she
can tell which party will win the election. (Um... PAP?)

She always has a good reasons ,even she likes to contradict herself. She can
not decide what is right and wrong for her, because everything has a good
side and a bad side. Woman in other Zodiac might not care what other people
think, but Libra woman care what other people ,or what you feel as much as
her own feeling. (Finally, something closer to the mark...)

She can adjust to her environment very well, so at work she will be at the
ladder up. She likes team work in doing things. If you ask her for help or
advice, she will help you except if she does not like your guts. She can
change you and make you think you change by yourself without her influence.

Good side of being with Libra woman are she never interfere with your
privacy. She will not make you loose face in front of your friends. Even she
cares about how much money she has left his her bank account, she will never
forget to let you know how much she cares for you.

She think taken care of the house is a woman job and she can do it well. (We-ell... I do like to wash dishes, but um... I'm not particularly keen on the idea of daily household chores) But
if you expect a Libra woman to fear you, then you are wrong. She is a strong
woman even she looks at you with that sweet innocent pairs of baby's looks
and may loose you (let you win) in a few poker games.

If she is the one you are after, then go step by step. The best way is using
her friends introducing you to her. Do not make her feel or treat her like a
bubble head. (HUH? Bubble head?!? Oh... I see it now: "Don't come any closer! No! One step forward and I'll pop!) You have to move forward toward her with confident and secure.
Show her that you are a kind , polite and a real gentleman. Be a slow hand
or else you might get smack!

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I really would like to smack somebody. *cries* The grammer! The grammer! And, apparently, not only am I a flirt, I am also a rather manipulative and confused individual. It's practically screaming, "People! stay away from this dangerous Libra girl!" *gasp* The horror!

Okay okay, I'm really acting like a Bubble Head now, whatever that might mean *cringe* Leave notes, or else you might get smack!